Oh! I just love reading them...
A promise must never be broken. -Alexander Hamilton
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble. -Sidney J. Harris
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen. -Ernest Hemingway
Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything. -Mary Hemingway
Drink not the third glass -- which thou can'st not tame once it is within thee. -George Herbert
You must lose a fly to catch a trout. -George Herbert
Don't ever slam the door; you might want to go back. -Don Herold
Whoever would lie usefully should lie seldom. -Lord Hervey
We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe. -Oliver Wendel Holmes, Jr.
Speak clearley, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall. -Oliver Wendel Holmes, Jr.
Seize the day, put little trust in the future. -Horace
Never get married in the morning, 'cause you may never know who you'll meet that night. -Paul Hornung
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. -Edgar Watson Howe
When a man tells you what people are saying about you, tell him what people are saying about him; that will immediately take his mind off your troubles. -Edgar Watson Howe
A good scare is worth more to a man than dood advice. -Edgar Watson Howe
If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in law. -Edgar Watson Howe
If you want work well done, select a busy man -- the other kind has no time. -Elbert Hubbard
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. -Elbert Hubbard
Cultivate only the habits that you are willing should master you. -Elbert Hubbard
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names. -Elbert Hubbard
To escape criticism -- do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. -Elbert Hubbard
When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes. -Victor Hugo
If you would civilize a man, begin with his grandmother. -Victor Hugo
If you ever have to support a flagging conversation, introduce the topic of eating. -Leigh Hunt